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If I don't think I can pass my drug test for a new client, how should I go about it?

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I will sell you clean piss. NYC

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WTF A3, I don't shit all over your side hustle

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Find another project that won't drug test? Take PTO? Tell your manager upfront? What substance is it? Pot - try to work out?

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Go about it the same way as sharapova: pretend you didn't know it was on a list of banned substances

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You're a consultant: look up possible solutions, prioritize based on confidence in expected outcome, then see if the solution is plausible.

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Firable

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Buy pee online

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Tell your senior manager. Downplay how much you smoke just say ur concerned. I'd personally try to get off the client prior for some other reason tho

What client, some have a testing window. P&G is 30 days from start date. Almost told boss but they waited 1 week to tell me and then Said get it by the end of the month.

Tell your boss or Career Counselor.

Make sure your manager/partner is cool before telling them. Although drugs are not a durable offense at most firms, the inability to perform client work due to drugs is.

Gotta have durability

I was at a party...

What's the drug? Depends if they drug test your pee or saliva. Pee is easier to get out of. Drink a ton of water and make your urine untestable. It will force them to reschedule and buy you a few days.

"It would be better for me to find a case that doesn't require a drug test." This awkward convo is better than the alternative one

Admit to your boss you are a loser, quit consulting while understand the influence, and go work at McDonald's

Coke is out of your system in a few days if that's the problem

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