If I ever get my doctorate, which I doubt I ever will, but if I do, I will make everyone call me doctor. Friends, family, my wife...everyone.

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According to my recent trip overseas...(not saying where) I am a doctor!!!

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Even when you order food...
Yo, (wanna be) doc...I wouldn't want that attention, tho. Anywho. I have three degrees rn, and when this info slips (I'm usually making some commentary on education), my Ss do not believe that I have three degrees. Shows their lack of respect. In general, I use the "I'm gonna get my doctorate" as a line of improbability. This thing, X, is likely NOT to occur, and if it DOES, then this means I'm getting my doctorate. Good luck (and hold on to ur day job, doctorate land is saturated).

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