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I knew someone who kept claiming she was sick, made up huge lies. She made it six months.
Just say you need a leave of absence due to personal reasons and see how long you can keep clipping a salary before you are rinsed. I think six months might be doable
Wait until open enrollment, buy all the long term disability then take a mental health LTD
You'll make it about a week before they can terminate you of you just stop showing up.
That's also bad karma, your coworkers don't know if you were run over by a bus, choked on your own vomit or something else.
If you stay in contact with company and claim medical reasons/disability, etc you'll likely be able to make it couple months like others have said.. but straight up absconding from work will likely have hr trying to track you down within a few days and after a couple of weeks your pay will likely get frozen, which ironically in your case, is meant to protect you from fraud