If I made out with someone this last Saturday, and they tested positive for COVID today (test was taken two days ago on Wednesday) - then I’m correct in thinking the likelihood of me having COVID is high, right?

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100% act as if you have it. But my gf was positive and I never tested positive and same thing happened with my friend has his gf. Its odd since we didnt necessarily “quarentine” from our SOs

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I’d recommend getting tested, and quarantine yourself until you get your results back

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Extremely high. Act as if you have it.

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Got it. About to ruin my roommate’s day. But it’s okay, he’s a Bears fan

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um mmm

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Huh?

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I am getting tested @ everyone. Making a detour to the Ravens facility to cough everywhere and then getting tested

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Tell us about the makeout shesh

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PG-13 but probably worth COVID ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Umm, Go To The Doctor Now!

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I’m healthy and in mostly good shape. Will leave the resources to the folks who need them, and take advantage of free walk-in testing

A negative test result won’t mean you don’t have it. You’re still able to get sick post getting tested ( unless you get tested everyday). Don’t see anyone for 2 weeks and quarantine at home

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I would act as if it’s possible. Be more careful with masks and stay away from other people. Get a test in a few days to confirm.

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Yup

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You didn’t practice sexual distancing?

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Size matters

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Please tell me you do technology and not risk

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Not sure why everyone thinks this post is funny...stop being an ass and putting others (even if only your roommate at risk) if anyone you come into contact with gets very ill or even dies I don’t think it’ll be as funny 🤷‍♀️

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seriously... y’all really need to take social distancing more serious. this is worrying af.

There’s surely a chance, act as if you have it until you get your test results back.

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Possible, but not guaranteed. When I got it, my husband figured he was doomed, so we were still hanging out and kissing and all that. He showed a fever for two days but never any other symptoms.

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Isolate for 14 days, and apologize your roommate for putting him/her at unnecessary risk.

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Done and done

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Get tested keep us updated here’s to holding you don’t get sick !

Somehow I came back negative???

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What's your blood type? Theres a study that people with type O are getting it less. I know a couple who 1 got it and 1 didn't and they had type O.

A+ — don’t think that lends to this, unfortunately

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How was the make out sesh

Spectacular

I don’t get why people think it’s “too early to show a positive”... it isn’t. If the person you were making out with was already sick on Saturday (likely), then you’ve had a full week. I believe CDC says within about 5 days your test will be positive, maybe as little as 3. Just get tested 🤷🏻‍♀️

Already on it, Chief

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