If it weren't for dating apps, I'd probably be a 35 year old virgin.

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I would be a virgin if people only used dating apps.

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lol not sure why dating apps would change how often I get laid. That number is still 0. Tinder is cruel

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Lol how long have you used it for?

Amen to that

You don’t need dating apps for that.

If I could be a 35 year old virgin I would be. The virgin part is susceptible to dating apps - as you say OP, but being 35 again - that would be nice.

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