If I’ve been asked to take a drug screen after I’ve already been confirmed and have used Marijuana in the last several days, will the client even care if it’s just some pot?

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Do every drug that that they test for so that when results come back positive for everything they will think the lab made a mistake.

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Don’t take the test. Tell your project lead “Given client requirements, I don’t think this project will be a good fit.” Managers can take a hint and have no interest in you failing and having to have that convo with a client

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Yes they will ... usually those are self/scheduled so see if you can “forget” an appt or push it off until you’re in the clear.

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Do not take the test, this is a matter of your reputation - the client and project won’t care, you will be replaced regardless... but fail a test and you’ll be labeled, have to explain, blah blah blah and other crap you don’t wanna deal with... as a fellow toker, just take a tolerance break, cardio, water, 3 weeks or so try again - GL

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drink that cranberry cocktail 😆

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have them schedule it in your home location which you should only be able to do on Fridays if you travel weekly. "forget" or have "conflicts" for about 3 weeks and then take it on the 4th week.

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Depending on how close you are to the engagement mgr / how easygoing they are, I might even just tell them so they can come up with an excuse to replace you. I’ve done that before, but I knew the partner and was pretty sure it wouldn’t impact me negatively....you’d have to be really really sure they’re cool before you share though

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They sell cleansers online. It takes 30 days to get out of your system since it’s fat soluble

It’s ridiculous that this is even a thing

My question or the drug test for thc

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