If life is like a box of chocolates, what have you gotten so far? I'll start: overpriced chocolates filled with sour fruit encased in a beautiful shell.

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A piece of dried poo that I thought was chocolate

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Omg guys life is so hard 😭

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I got a chocolate covered raisin.

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Decadent solid German chocolate through and through.

I'm pretty sure my box of chocolates is one of the factory rejects where they didn't put the fillings in, representing all of my effort not getting anything nice and surprising other than more of the same.

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A big slab of Hershey's. Not too bad, but boring and always predictable. I need a change in my life.

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