If New York City were a person, how would you describe him/her?

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The most popular, lonely person

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An expensive prostitute

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She’s abusive, but I can’t leave

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Tall, beautiful, edgy, a bit sarcastic and with a quick wit, but warm and loyal once you get to know her. And oh yes, it’s a She.

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Works at Deloitte

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A bad SO - super edgy, artsy, beautiful, gritty, but always on its own schedule and never pays for shit

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If New York were a person, they’d Irish exit so hard if you asked that question, you’d think they were from Boston.

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It’s like a codependent relationship where you know it’s bad for you on so many levels, but the thought of giving it up evokes a deep anxiety

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Sexy, fierce but lonely.

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Hustler!

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