If only it were this easy at the client site

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Do you have 3 arms???

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Are my girlfriends nails enough to get you guys going? You guys need to get out more

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It’s the reflection from the MTA machine, dude

A lot of thirsty guys here.

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she cute tho

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Ya second BA1. You funding that OP?

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I would

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What’s her number?

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Pretty sure they’re just messing with you

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Hottie OP

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Is that a Chanel bag in the reflection?

Gucci

That was really funny !

that's my girl dog. I don't care, God sent me to piss the world off.

What?

its from My name is BY Eminem

It always is - you have to find your way

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