If suddenly the whole world had a transcript of everything you’ve ever said or done, do you think you’d be cancelled?

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Everyone in the world would be cancelled

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Lol meta is this really just a precursor question to what your company is already doing?

I presume Meta is developing this?

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Hahah exactly my thought when I saw this post

I think everybody has their audience of people who identify with them so I wouldn’t be canceled but wouldn’t be for everybody.

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I al pretty sure I would be in jail

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Not me! I’d be renewed for at least a dozen more seasons! xxooxx Boomer

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I will also be committed

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Um yes we would all be canceled. Just based on what we have heard people say let alone what we have said.

Yes

Not sure, but one thing I know it wouldn’t be for anything racist.

Bro, they've already tried three times.

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