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If there were Olympics for consultants, what would be some of the events?

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Best use of hot keys (in the right order) across multiple programs. Bonus points if also choreographed to team Spotify playlist. Each program gets points; corporate athlete w most points wins all around. And yes, drug testing is mandatory. Duh.

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Ryan Catalfu of North Carolina on Wednesday won the Microsoft Office Specialist World Championship event for PowerPoint 2013, which is seriously a real competition. Certiport, the company that certifies people in Microsoft Office proficiency, holds the annual international competition and got an honest-to-god astronaut to talk at the shindig. [Atlas Obscura has an article]

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Excel Word PowerPoint Triathlon

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Fastest through regular security line

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Synchronized lying to the client

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Who could pack the fastest and leave their home with only 15 minutes til flight

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Clean and jerk your luggage into the overhead bin.

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Marathon meetings

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Longest Deck goes without saying.

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RFP proposals in 24 hours

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How many consultants you can fit in a 6x6 team room

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Jump to conclusions mat. You know, where you have different conclusions you can jump to.

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Work life balance beam

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Airport code trivia

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"Who just joined?"

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Vlookups

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Copy-paste archery

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End of project sprints

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The Deckathalon

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Buzzword face off.

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Status Updates

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Overhead luggage deadlift

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