If they ask me to return to work next Monday I will need the following: unlimited PPE, N95 Mask, Haircut, Lysol Spray Dispenser at every cubicle, handsanitizers, automatic doors/touchless faucets.😂

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You forgot to add dispensable syringes for all the Lysol you need to inject

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I'm going to be rich hustling lysol injections

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Why don’t u just ask for a space suit instead. U can just wear that until a vaccine is discovered and administered.

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I’d quit before going in. Staying in isolation for at least 4 more months.

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Ok.

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I need unlimited 80 proof alcohol, quality weed from mexico and high end gaming laptop and everyone 60 ft away from me so i can chill.

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Lysol IV bags too

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Reasonable ask.

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