If we get this audit issued by next Friday, I'm buying everyone on the team a lap dance.

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Sometimes I type "Sent from my iPhone so I can get away with a short reply.

When you're on the bench so long that you start considering driving for Uber on the downtime. On a serious note, has anyone done this?

Aaaand thats why I kept negotiating my employment contract to have an exit clause in case SPG gets acquired...#priorities

After Marriott ruins SPG, what's the over/under for Hilton doing the same to Hyatt?

I owe a lot of my career to the PPD on my project, but she's making me eat hours like CRAY. Worry that stirring the pot will ruin the relationship, honestly is it worth it to nurture the relationship?

Tried not drinking pre-flight (bar was packed) but instead are $14 or candy from the damn candy bar...gross

Delta or American? Why?

"Oh hey, I just wanted to let you know now so that you have to time to prepare for your 3 presentations tomorrow and 2 on Friday" lol @ my life

What does everyone want to do after consulting? Role/company to make it interesting, not "industry".

New year resolutions are silly. I'm mostly talking about the habit changing goals. Why don't you start them now? Or three months ago?

Just got a gift from a co worker. Guess I'll make that my holiday bonus by a degree of separation. Thanks Accenture.

When you're told you have to work the week the firm is shut down #somuchformychristmasvacation

It makes complete sense to shut down TSA pre-check at 6PM on a Thursday night, ORD.

Best ways to haze the new guys? Go:

When you have an aching feeling that you could be doing more to get ahead in your career but are burnout at the same time #deepthoughtintheshower

What's your Consulting end game (Entrepreneurial, Partner track, VP industry, etc.)?

Cheesy client holiday t-shirt reads, "Now watch me sip...on chardon-nay-nay." Welcome to the holidays folks 😐🔫

#NewYearsGoals promotion via curr SM, then travel project->airline status->monthly wkend adventures (i.e. Actually living). If I'm working Mon-Wed night as it is, may as well be on the road w/ perks!