If you answer the phone without swallowing your lunch and just proceed to talk like you’re a menace to society.

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1) don’t call me when I’m eating lunch
2) simply don’t call me

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I am sure there is a point hidden in there, but I am struggling to find it.

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I think a few commas are missing

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Nope commas would make a mess out of it. it’s just passive. Deal with it

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Lmao read it without the “like” ppl!

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Write it without the “like” OP! 😉

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gross - LOL

If that, then what?

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