If you ask me if I know who your father is, I just assume you're a colossal pri*k born to another colossal but better accomplished pri*k who is deeply ashamed of what a failure you are.

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Just say, why, does your mother not know either?

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The best way to respond is to shrug and say, "I don't even know who MY father is..."

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Nah, best reply is: "why, your mother didn't tell you?"

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Jesus. Seriously OP? You don’t have to get all hateful.

Not everybody knows who their father is.

My buddy Luke went around asking people for years who his dad was, only to find out that the asshole who cut off his hand and left him dangling from a communication tower was actually his father.

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OP Leah's the one who said she always felt like she knew he was her brother when she found out

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It's very funny to me, because it's basically saying that the only way you'd maybe know them is through another person, which is another way of saying that they're a complete nobody.
Not something you'd normally want to admit

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I ask that just in case you'd know, because I don't 😔

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I was a bouncer in college and I often heard that. I wonder what age guys like that stop living off their dads accomplishments.

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When they die

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Who's your daddy

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and what does he do?

Ask them if they know who your father is too.

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Do people actually say this IRL?

Yup. You can't make this stuff up.

What if someone asks "do you know who is my daddy is?"

I have fortunately never had this happen. TBH, I would probably laugh if someone said it.

Unintentionally hot, tbh

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