If you can replace one word in any tagline with the word FART(S). Which tagline are you changing?

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Omg. OP. I love this post.

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Just do farts.

The best part of waking up is farts in your cup.

Avis. We fart harder.

Thanks, I needed this.

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“Liberty liberty liberty. Liberty. Farts.”

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Best one here

Red Bull gives you farts

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We have the FARTS.

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America runs on farts

Alt: Snap! Crackle! Fart!

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BMW. The Ultimate Farting Machine.

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Airbnb - Fart anywhere.

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Avis, We Fart Harder.

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Corny, but I’ll bite.

Every kiss begins with farts.

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What’s in your fart?

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Fart, do it.

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Fart Different

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Congratulations. You got me to read this entire thread.

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Wendy’s - Fart the beef?

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15 farts could save you 15% or more

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Toyota, Let’s go fart

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Easy. Dunkin.

America runs on farts.

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Never stop farting

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Dude, you’re gettin’ a fart!

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