If you could remove one bodily function from your life e.g. need for sleep, need to go to the bathroom, needing to eat food, having a period, needing to shave, etc. - what would it be?

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Need for sleep. I've never been one who could function without sleep and I've always been envious of those who could power thru with their brains turned on.

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Food. It's super annoying to me that I get hungry multiple times a day. If I could get rid of grocery shopping, cooking, and dishes that would be amazing.

Having my period for sure. I’m never trying to have kids

Need for air, I wanna live underwater or in Outer space

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