If you get off of the jet bridge, stop to do your best impression of a rock in a stream while you check your phone/bearings etc, I hope you get dysentery. Get. Out. Of. The. Way.

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Spoken like someone from Deloitte. Well played. <slow clap>

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Must be on drugs

Agree. Your lazy ars can carry that bag 100 feet to a place where others aren't walking before you take the time to pull out the roller handle.

If you get off the jet bridge.."

Thanks Op, we have to maintain a certain reputation

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