If you got cheesecake to go from the Cheesecake Factory, and discovered later at your hotel there was no silverware in the bag and none in your room, would you a) eat with your hands or b) get a fork

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You've got fingers for a reason.

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I ate steak and eggs from a diner with my hands once because I didn't want to bother going to the lounge for a fork. No shame

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@C1 did that once drunk after our training. Waffle House is only great at four in the morning.

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Hands all the way bruh

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A. Unless you are one of those people that eats popcorn or pizza with a fork... Then g-d help you.

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Fork. Cheesecake tastes best with a fork

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Mouth to plate

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Team Hands all the way 🖐🏼🖐🏼🖐🏼 cheesecake is a sense of urgency

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Banana cream. I got a fork from the bar and my two uncivilized teammates used their hands apparently.

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Your uncivilized teammate just found your post and from the time stamp on this looks like that's why you where late to the meeting this morning. Someone 🎣 🍚ing during work!

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Also, time to get a travel cutlery set

Call downstairs and ask for a set of silverware. Or just walk to the restaurant or bar and pick it up.

I can't believe you had to ask this question...

EY1. Bite your tongue. WaHo is great at any time of the day.

Consider it as a message from God and don't eat

Eat with your hands. Wash before and after.

Also makes me think how chu*** Americans are about food / hygiene. You guys wipe your ass dry with paper and pretend that eating with hands is a big deal.

Why bother with either option?

Hands of course.

Proud of you OP. You did the right thing.

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