If you have any sought of weakness in life, don’t reveal it to your bosses and colleagues at KPMG. They will exploit you to the core! Weaknesses like a sick child or a parent or if you are an immigrant or if you are under debt. No matter how trivial the weakness is. All you should be concerned about is getting your Paycheck.

Any advice on transitioning from a Wealth Management Role to something more analytical? Preferably private equity or investment analysis/due diligence. Have about 4 YOE, located in Boston

Could the Russian GP be cancelled in light of what’s going on with Ukraine?

For those who transferred from audit to accounting advisory, how long did it take for you to get the hang of things and what advice do you have for me?

Hi HR community! Anyone have a good “huddle” program they put in place, to surround high potential, high performers? Want to make sure my program encompasses best practices out there.

What’s the pay range for a RE paralegal?

It’s Friday. I’m 9 hours ahead of home and I have meetings until 8 PM. Remind me of this the next time I’m considering an international project....

EY folks - what charge code do you use for submitting CPA expenses through gt&e?

If you could choose a title would you rather pick Head of Brand or Creative Director? If salary and responsibilities were the same.

What are your thoughts on Roe vs. Wade being overturned?

How is tiger analytics in terms of work culture and employee benefits ?What is the annual hike percentage that tiger provides ?please pour your thoughts.

Hey Fish - looking for some input on the following: I bought a beach rental property early on in the pandemic for 365k. In the current market, I could sell for 585-600 based on my agent and recent comps in the area. I initially bought as a long term hold but am considering cashing out for a quick buck. Otherwise I’m set to gross about $60k and net 30 this year through short term rentals. Anything I should be thinking about other than taxes and commissions?

Anyone here from Deloitte who has been laid off or personally knows someone who did, and can give an overview of the process (who contacts you and how, what if you are staffed, what about GSAPers)

Anyone at Nike willing to chat? Please DM me, I have some questions.

Is it a common practice to double deploy consultants ? I.e., bill them 8 hours to client 1 and 2-3 hours at client 2? And do you do that with/without clients knowledge and consent?

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

“What will the account think?”
“We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

Looking to get some context on Shipbob. How’s the corporate culture?

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

"Everyone should go to a Jimmy Buffet concert at least once"

Nope.

I’m way in over my head in my new job and I think I might be on the way out. What are some signs that you might be let go or transferred out?

Currently a data analytics managers at a tech firm. Looking for referrals to consulting. Have about 5 yoe with some background in internal strategy/operations role. MBB is ideal but realistically Big4 or boutique makes sense. Thanks!

“ I know I’m not the greatest creative here, but I NEVER want another bag of dog sh!t placed on my desk again please” ...it was the please that made me laugh when I heard it.

Starting Monday off with
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM??”

Shared with me from a former colleague, when he spoke privately to our CD who calls the shots on all our web projects, (my area of expertise) he admitted to having "no new web knowledge since 1997."

WILL WE GET A DAY OFF????

Ortho sales reps look like they could be the next contestants on the Bachelor. 💀💀

During a recession, is it safer to work in energy (like Exxon Mobil for example) or in cyber security?

Friday the CEO sends out an email proudly proclaiming that the company made $22 billion last year.
Two hours later I am told on our team meeting that the bonus/raise pool is down from last year.
I just have no words.

“What is the Company going to do if people quit because of vaccine mandate?”

INTERN: Can you voice for me?
CW: Sure... but this script is for a sale that ended last weekend?
INTERN: Yeah I was slammed last week, I’m only getting to it now.

"we don't consider your external experience" (during a discussion about promotions) when I was actually hired on due to external experience...

CxOs in a consulting firm say discovery phase is a bad thing to say. Instead, use roadmapping or planning. Edit: I’m confused. What’s wrong with discovery?