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If you put your 2wk notice while on the beach, will you get laid off immediately?

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You get thrown into the ocean, where other consultants attempt to boil you alive. Stay off the beach.

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They would fire you but the juice from boiling that ocean is not worth the squeeze.

If they do, odds are excellent they will still pay you for the two weeks. If they make you stay, will it really matter since your on the beach and not really doing anything?

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Not necessarily

Only one way to find out.... Jokes aside congrats on the new offer.

If you are on a beach, they might

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