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If you take a sick day, are you still eligible for promotions?

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No. If you are sick on one day out of the past 365 you are denied any promotion or raise the following performance year. Mens sana in corpore sano.

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Oh my gosh I hope you realize D1 is joking

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Only if you put in your away message your cell phone number, home address, the exact hours that you will be sick from, and that you will respond immediately at your highest inconvenience.

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Working sick also doesn't guarantee a promotion

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There it is

Of course! Life happens, things happen. A few sick days is so inconsequential from a year long perspective.

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Wait, am I dense af? Is this like a big joke/sarcasm?

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LOL what the

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Yes

Only if you sell a project for each sick day you took

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