If you were a candy bar, what would you be?

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Almond Joy

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Klondike šŸ»ā€ā„ļø

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I have been told I was a King Size Twix!!

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Twix, baby

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Heath bar!

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Yesssss

Nestle Crunch

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Snickers. Rock hard

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Can I be M&Ms?
ā€œMelts in your mouth, not in your handā€

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Fifth avenue

Sour patch

šŸÆ Bit-O-Honey

Milky Way

Ideally schoko bons but personality is more like sour patch

Herpes

Butter finger ;-)

Snickers because Iā€™d love to be packed full of nutty goodness!

More than a few ways to take that thought

Looks like Sugar Daddy candy bar is a run away winner so far

Yummy in your tummy peanut butter cups

Herpes? Thats not candy in this land. Go to a Dr.

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