If you were a dessert what would you be?

Sheesh I was really excited that this bowl existed….the. Saw that it’s not active at all 😂 Guess everyone’s on the what to expect app!

Russell Peters funny as hell! On prime

How do you show God’s love in the classroom?

What is average business immigration compensation in Austin? (Salary, bonus, profit share)

Anyone won the battle when being told you have to return to office but you want to stay remote? Not particularly interested in compromising considering I’ve been remote my entire tenure here, but they’re really trying to force it on us. All tips welcome. Background: no one on my working team lives in the same office, I’m just at the US HQ.

Pros and cons of going Finet w goal of hiring other advisors?

You are making a reccomendation to a long term client. As you are speaking your client interupts and says, "Just do it. I trust you." What's your next move?

As a IAR, what is your go to “news” source for our industry, and investment. Thank you

Anyone here from top mnc
Dream Companies
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Any ML/AI enthusiast here based in Chicago?

Will be visiting London UK in October and looking for a good place to buy my first Rolex (new or used).

I assume the prices are better than Toronto. Any advice is helpful. Thank you.

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The babies that I bake fill a volcano. I’m clogging up the kill. My wretched baby paste requires Drano!

I am currently looking for Teamcenter admin job, let me know if there is any opportunity. I have 9 years of experience.

I am having doubts in my mind regarding a job offer. I have been working for more than 4 years in Accenture and now I am being promoted to analyst level in September. With market correction and promotion, I might get somewhere around 30% increment. However, wipro has given me an offer with around 55% hike on my current salary but on senior associate level only. Should I take that offer or stay at Accenture only?

Hi, for yoe 8.6 what designation I can expect from nagarro, tech stack .net cloud.

Traveled with a girl friend I’ve only been friends with for a year and she got super intoxicated and started grabbing men’s butts at a bar. I told her to stop and she said “now they know how it feels”. The tipping point was when she grabbed a guy who was with his girlfriend and they almost had a fight. I told her she was being illogical because she’s literally sexually harassing men and it wasn’t cool.

Shared my kink in the kinky bowl and was reported. I guess I’m too kinky 😩

Anybody want to bring me to the Slalom Denver party last minute?

i earn exactly $100,000 a year but i feel like its not enough. thoughts? am i greedy or are there new horizons i have to achieve

My friend recently had a big fight with her boyfriend and it's not solved yet - she's worried. I just got engaged on Friday. Should I tell her now or is it bad timing? I don't post anything on social media or told anyone except family yet, so she won't find out from others.

5ft 10 in is the ideal height for dudes. More than that and you’re an Avatar, less than that and you’re too short.

For those of you that are in ultra-productive relationships (both have high ambition/aspirations), was it easy for the two of you to move in together and sustain that energy/motivation?

Casual sexting makes a normal day spicy 🥵 🔥

I'm 30 and I don't know how to drive... Feel like I'm too old to start learning now

Sometimes I keep a jar of hotdogs on my desk because it reminds me of my childhood. I don’t eat them, I just smell them as I work.

May the universe protect us from unaffectionate partners. Amen!

I know I took out the loans and I should repay them and I’m normally fiscally conservative and against giving out free money. But I am hoping student loans get completely cancelled. It would greatly boost the economy if people do not have them hanging over their heads. However, forgiving what is currently there won’t help long term if the predatory practices around student loans aren’t fixed along with soaring tuition prices and salaries for administrators.

Anyone ever struggle with impostor syndrome? How do you cope? It’s not like it debilitates me, but some days/periods it really gets me..

I left my previous employer (of 15 yrs) because of the good o’boys club (you can join if you cheat on your wife, have zero accountability, a huge ego and nose up a VP’s ass). Some of the best competent people have left recently as a result. Now they’re constantly posting propaganda on LI pretending it’s a “fun & cool” place to work. It makes me want to throw up in my mouth. I was I could tell all the naive young millennials to run, as fast as they can or else they better watch their backs…

I was this close 🤏🏼 to 💩ing my pants in todays camera on status meeting 😮‍💨

How do you deal with a toxic colleague?

Everything he says is condescending. He's quite large and seems to be negative overall.

Does anyone else ever wake up from a nap with the deep burning rage of a thousand suns? If yes how do you calm tf down ☠️

Confession?- Hate when 2nd grade soccer players fake injuries to kill clock. Sheesh.

M here. I am too ugly to be loved and no one will ever want to marry me.

Ladies, cashapp your work husband $200 for lunch.