If you were looking for a sign to not go into work tomorrow, this is it.

How can I pray for you?

I wonder if this lifting of social distancing is too soon. Think we're going to have some false starts here

Men of FB, how did you girlfriends / wives sex drive change with age?

Hey all, I want to know how everyone got into game design! Either just the interest or the industry/ your current position, how did you all get to where you are?

Has anyone gone through the interview process for sr program manager position? What was that like and any tips on how to prepare? Thanks!

I have 3.5 years experience in RPA domain completely with Deloitte. I have experience with UiPath, Blueprism and Power Platform and relevant certifications. I joined after BCA in August 2018 as an Associate Analyst in Hyderabad and have been consistent top performer in all my performance cycles. Sad part is my current CTC including Bonus is less than 7.5 LPA still and I am still an Analyst
Things are going so monotonous and I feel stuck in this situation
Fishes please suggest me what can be done

when will infosys release offer letter after status "review in progress"?

Subletting my apt starting mid Nov (flexible with dates and price). Catalyst Chicago, West Loop, Luxury apts, 2b/2b. Please DM me if you or anyone you know may be interested!

Colleague is leaving to go to EY. Hope he does know about the layoffs! Huh 🤔

Anyone have a good barber in DC? I’ve been here for about three years and still haven’t managed to find a place that can give me a quality conservative, mid length cut

Why does everyone hate HCA so much, I just accepted an offer letter from them. Spill the beans lol

I was working at a Hotel one night & I saw a man appearing on two different floors, then in the stairwell. The man was in his 70’s or 80’s. He was wearing nothing but tidy whiteys. When he got to the front desk I asked “is everything alright? Are you okay?” (Assuming he may be senile),He wasn’t senile, he went swimming & wanted to make me uncomfortable and started to flirt while in his sopping wet see through tidy whiteys- and of course I had to clean up the water he tracked through the lobby.

How does one who has no idea about data structures or algorithms start preparing for Google interview? I'm a Salesforce developer and I'll have a round on data structures and algo. What are some resources that I can use to prepare?

I can use leetcode to get the questions but before I start on leet, how do I learn about data structures?

I'm in finance/tech FPA, looking to go back to the defense industry for a 25% increase in TC. But wanted to see if I should leverage the new salary with current company to see if they'll match.

Background: got a promotion at current company that didn't come with sufficient increase . After stating my case I was told it would be evaluated next October, which is what prompted the initial job search.

Current TC 103K [88/15], offer 125k base [+discretionary bonus].

Friday the CEO sends out an email proudly proclaiming that the company made $22 billion last year.
Two hours later I am told on our team meeting that the bonus/raise pool is down from last year.
I just have no words.

“ I know I’m not the greatest creative here, but I NEVER want another bag of dog sh!t placed on my desk again please” ...it was the please that made me laugh when I heard it.

Partner: ‘if you are comfortable, it makes me UNcomfortable’

Shared with me from a former colleague, when he spoke privately to our CD who calls the shots on all our web projects, (my area of expertise) he admitted to having "no new web knowledge since 1997."

I’ve been working at my current job for going on four years now. After COVID I took on a lot of responsibility at work and was given a promotion to senior case manager. I’ve trained several new case managers, took on a lot of responsibilities and I am considered the backbone of my site by my supervisor who works remotely. I’ve tried to ask for a raise on several occasions but I was told that it’s not in the budget every time. What should I do?im 28, should I just take my experience elsewhere?

In a brainstorm about motivating employees through employee communications:

Top 3 employee motivators:
1. Donuts
2. Contests
3. Free

INTERN: Can you voice for me?
CW: Sure... but this script is for a sale that ended last weekend?
INTERN: Yeah I was slammed last week, I’m only getting to it now.

Looking to get some context on Shipbob. How’s the corporate culture?

“I always use the default emojis when messaging clients of colour. I don’t want them to think I’m super into being white of anything!”

Starting Monday off with
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM??”

Overheard in an integration meeting: “yes, we have a prison strategy."

100% confirmed Apple getting into self driving Vehicles.

Ortho sales reps look like they could be the next contestants on the Bachelor. 💀💀

CxOs in a consulting firm say discovery phase is a bad thing to say. Instead, use roadmapping or planning. Edit: I’m confused. What’s wrong with discovery?

“I’m down for trick or treating, guys” -50 year old media planner with other planners around the same age. They’re having an actual serious conversation about which neighborhoods to hit up.

During a recession, is it safer to work in energy (like Exxon Mobil for example) or in cyber security?

How does Amazon ask for relocation back if you have signed the agreement with them and left the company before completion of the agreement? Do they send you an email on how to repay the money or they send a letter to your mailing address?
And this whole process takes how many days?

"Everyone should go to a Jimmy Buffet concert at least once"

Nope.

“What will the account think?”
“We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”