If you were to include a quote under your signature on Outlook, what would it be? Wrong answers only.

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Live, love, laugh ❤️

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Crinnnnge

" Make it a great day!"

-actual footer from one of our paralegals.

HARD NOPE.

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Ngl I love this.

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Business hours: Monday through Friday, 9am – 5pm PT. Expect a reply by COB of the next business day if you message after 5pm PT. If you think you have an emergency, think twice.

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“I dare say that I would rather be dressed up like a pinata and beaten than remain with this group any longer. I wish you continued success in your goals to turn vibrant, productive, dedicated associates into an aimless, shambling group of dry, lifeless husks.”

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“Don’t be part of the problem, be the entire problem”

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"My loneliness is killing me" - Britney Spears

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AND IIIIII!!!!!

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May the smoke from the bridges I burn be seen far and wide.

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"F*$k B$*+hs, Get Money" - Biggie

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See this is what I was going for.

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Be the change you see in the world
-Kanye

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The fact that I didn’t catch that this isn’t a Kanye quote… I’ll take the L

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

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“Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.”

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I came here for this!

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"You won't break my soul, no no" - Beyonce

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Sometimes I feel like I live in Grand Central Station
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls ‘cause I'll be dancin'

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"The cold doesn't bother me anyway" - Elsa

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Sell it as add space: “This email is sponsored by Away. Get 20% off your purchase using code 123ABC”

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“Not admitted to practice law”

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Period.

Can mine have a picture?

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pictures and memes in signature lines are allowed and encouraged

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50% off if pay me directly; extra 20% off if you pay cash. Upfront pay only.

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"Rockstar lifestyle, Might Don't Make It" - Gucci Mane

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“Drink pappy. Wear Canali. Anything less, is for the poors.” - Dad

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“Shake that ass, but watch yahself. Shake that ass, showmewhatchyawurkinwid” - the dalai lama

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I don't actually want to you to respond to this; please leave me alone.

This is what I think each time I press send.

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😂 😂 😂

“We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl”

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