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“I dare say that I would rather be dressed up like a pinata and beaten than remain with this group any longer. I wish you continued success in your goals to turn vibrant, productive, dedicated associates into an aimless, shambling group of dry, lifeless husks.”
Looking to start a sales career at Stryker Corporation Can anybody provide a referral, insight on the job, or tell me the difference between; sales associate, sales rep, jr associate sales rep, and associate sales rep? I appreciate the help in advance. I’m also willing to share my CV.
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Crinnnnge
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" Make it a great day!"
-actual footer from one of our paralegals.
HARD NOPE.
Ngl I love this.
Business hours: Monday through Friday, 9am – 5pm PT. Expect a reply by COB of the next business day if you message after 5pm PT. If you think you have an emergency, think twice.
“I dare say that I would rather be dressed up like a pinata and beaten than remain with this group any longer. I wish you continued success in your goals to turn vibrant, productive, dedicated associates into an aimless, shambling group of dry, lifeless husks.”
“Don’t be part of the problem, be the entire problem”
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"My loneliness is killing me" - Britney Spears
Mentor
AND IIIIII!!!!!
May the smoke from the bridges I burn be seen far and wide.
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"F*$k B$*+hs, Get Money" - Biggie
See this is what I was going for.
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Be the change you see in the world
-Kanye
The fact that I didn’t catch that this isn’t a Kanye quote… I’ll take the L
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
“Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.”
I came here for this!
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"You won't break my soul, no no" - Beyonce
Sometimes I feel like I live in Grand Central Station
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls ‘cause I'll be dancin'
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"The cold doesn't bother me anyway" - Elsa
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Sell it as add space: “This email is sponsored by Away. Get 20% off your purchase using code 123ABC”
“Not admitted to practice law”
Period.
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Can mine have a picture?
pictures and memes in signature lines are allowed and encouraged
Coach
50% off if pay me directly; extra 20% off if you pay cash. Upfront pay only.
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"Rockstar lifestyle, Might Don't Make It" - Gucci Mane
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“Drink pappy. Wear Canali. Anything less, is for the poors.” - Dad
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“Shake that ass, but watch yahself. Shake that ass, showmewhatchyawurkinwid” - the dalai lama
I don't actually want to you to respond to this; please leave me alone.
This is what I think each time I press send.
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😂 😂 😂
“We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl”