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If you're breathing heavily in a call, I don't care if you have asthma, are out walking, trying to catch your flight, are pregnant, etc., I'm just going to assume you are having sex.

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Agree. Always best to assume best case scenario.

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Lol I got so out of breath today from being pregnant, fat, and taking the stairs. I'm glad people are assuming more interesting things when they hear me. Hahah

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"If you're not speaking, can you please go on mute?"

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Pregnant and having sex? Bravo P1! 😉

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If you don't mute yourself, I will mute you.

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