If you've recently been laid off or furloughed and we've worked together in the past or I know you personally, don't hesitate to get in touch and let me know so I feel better knowing I’m employed and you’re not

- Can I put you in touch with sleazy recruiters?
- Can I write a LinkedIn recommendation for you since those help land high paying jobs?

I copied this post from a connection, and I encourage others to copy it from me. You are in this alone.

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Dude, I'm all for cringe worthy humor. But for the love of god, please post under your title and not KPMG name.

That way people will think that someone from Deloitte posted this and not us.

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I’m not a smart human 🤷🏼‍♀️

OKaayyy-pmg

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Sounds like Deloitte is the original creator

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Oh it stings because it is oh so true

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Lol I’ve seen this circulating but assumed it was KPMG’s creation.

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