I’m 11 and I only have $50M in Bitcoin in my name. Just want to see if anyone has been left behind in their life this much.

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I mean, if you haven’t switched to dogecoin by now, you’re pretty much done for life

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Hmph if you’re not a full director by 11, you are a Schmuk.

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I am disappointed. I wish u had chuckled at the irony and not made fun of me. Tsk tsk

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$50M = $50k
$50MM = $50 million.
Just an FYI

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Btw I’ve seen folks at major banks in Canada use this ^ weird notation 🤣

My mom gave me $100M in Bitcoin for lunch money.

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Is this making fun of the 26 year old that humble bragged they ‘only’ had 50k in their 401k

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Get out from here, you are 11 and a associate director!

No need to be judgmental. Some people are late bloomers, career switchers etc. I'm sure there a good reason he's only associate director.

We have all been there. Understand you doing well and always admit to keep improving.

You need Principles and radical transparency

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Only 11M? Sorry to break it to you but inflation happened, 11M in dollars only buys you a soda these days. You are much farther behind than you thought.

CPI is like only 2% though right!?

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