I'm 27 and I do not have my driver's license. Do you think people will look down on me for this?

It’s 3 in the morning and I’ve been awake for an hour. Good times.

Hi fishes,
Can I get 15 likes to enable the chat feature.
TIA.

Hi,
How can I get a job at Optiver as a Data Scientist. What are the requirements?

Thoughts on the new RTO update? I guess we still don't have a date in the US.

I have to move to Europe by the end of 2022. Appling for job in data analytics and business analyst

Any tips?

I am having a hard time finding just that let me remote from Europe.

Do any have European jobs ?
If so, what us your solution for your residency in US ? Do u have residency in US ?

Where is a good place to look for jobs ?

I'm going to be in Belgium or Netherlands.

I need help

I have pretty strong social phobia and am worried about making friends. I'm going to be working for an engineering company so I imagine I don't have to be really up on the latest trends or anything but how can I talk to people without making it sound unnatural?

Anyone hiring near Seattle?

JOB THREAD

Let us keep in touch regarding openings at your firms

Hey anyone here know of someone hiring in music publishing? I’m experienced, I went from interning to managing the whole department in a year and a half. Let me know!

Hi Fishes,
I'm looking for a salesforce developer role in cognizant
Any referral would be a great help to me
YoE: 3years 10months
Skill: Apex, Integration with Apis, lwc
Preferred location: Hyderabad

Currently at MBB. Interested in moving to PE. I have a call coming up with an MD at a UMM/MF — we have a weak connection. How would you approach this call to help my chances for the specific firm? What are some questions to ask?

Maybe best to save the call for later when I know more about the firm?

Working at a company and they can’t seem to hold on to their female, black and people of color employees. I blinked and 3 of the people who were in my onboarding class were either fired or they left. For context I’ve been in company less than a year and there are people who have been in the company 25yrs. I’m thinking of cutting loose before it gets to my turn.

Hi there! I’m hiring for a Strategy & Implementation manager at GetAgent, a fast growing start up in London. A great team & manager, sustainable work (hybrid) and an opportunity to make a real impact. Please reach out if interested!

Are there any resources you found helpful in improving your skills as a BDR, specifically around drafting compelling emails? Looking to refresh some language and struggling to find resources that aren't gimicky. Any advice appreciated.

Will be starting as SDR early next year and wondering what people have to say!
-Keys to success?
-Common pitfalls?

Ladies, do you like getting flowers or would you prefer getting something else? And what would the something else be (in a comparable price range?

Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and feel that if I worked on myself a little more, I’d be hot af.

Apparently they are announcing the next Bachelorette on GMA on Monday so it’s not anyone still left on the show.

What's the robotics/mechatronics industry like in today's market? As a new grad student, I'm trying to understand if this is a good career path or not. Any tips?

My fiancé wants to invite his ex girlfriend of 9 years cousin and wife to our wedding am I over reacting that I think it’s really weird and I DO not want them to come.

I'm a 10 but super messy lol. I can't find the energy to clear the clutter especially after working 10-12 hour days. I keep things clean but very cluttered. I want to hire someone to help but kinda embarrassed.

When people ask me how are you or how was your week, my mind goes blank. All I can say is “good, and you?”

I applied for a job. I finally got in touch with the recruiter. The job description the recruiter sent me doesn’t match what I applied for online. I told her that, she doesn’t care. They’re not interested in meeting me, which is fine. That’s all I wanted to say. Good night!

Thoughts on episode 6 of House of the Dragon?

So yesterday I woke up with an awful migraine; probably one of the worst I’ve ever had. It just so happened that my wife and I had things planned with the kids, but I literally couldn’t get out of bed. Long story short, my wife is still pissed that I spent most of the day in bed because of how I was feeling, and in her words, I should have just “sucked it up and dealt with it for us.” This pisses me off to no end. And she’s still being in a bitchy mood today on top of it!

Do you ever just want to dive into a bottle of red wine and eat an entire loaf of garlic bread

A serious question and need your help. I rented a parking spot from someone and it was agreed that there would be no car that would be parked in my spot. We have a signed agreement as well. There was a breach and when I arrived, the spot was occupied and I kinda let it go but the owner of the spot is really causing issues and threatening to cancel the spot. Can I take any action regarding the breach?

My confession is that I actually hate Target (I’m 27F). They got cute shit but it’s all overpriced and the quality is more often than not pretty terrible.

How introverted are you? EVERY time I’m around a group of people I wind up exhausted. It’s almost funny. I’ve learned to be present and I can handle the room, but when I leave…100% need a nap. It’s so predictable that I even share my calendar with SO. He schedules his WFH calls to avoid that hour after my in-person meetings. Smh. Is this weird??

So when Twitter breaks, does everyone move to Discord or Reddit? If it's Discord, I need to know which server to join

I was today years old when I learned that H&M stood for Hennes & Mauritz 🤣

The SA that makes my life hell walked into my bjj academy last night. I made sure I was his training partner. Whooped his ass all evening. Was it petty to be like that? Yes. Do I care? No. Life is good. Have a great weekend fish fam. Oss. 🤷🏻‍♂️🥋

Some people on the pic thread look amazing in all their natural glory. Privileged.

I'm addicted to Korean bbq chicken. I can eat a whole box and I'm 90 lb

This isn’t a confession lol. I’m just tryna see who’s in the Charlotte area? I’m a transplant from Brooklyn, NYC

Back in 2017 I quit an absolutely awful company that treated me (and all other lower level employees) like trash. We were constantly being reprimanded about not doing our job well enough, but then would also get yelled at for overtime when we tried to do our job well.
Every year since, I’ve written a 1 star review on Glassdoor. Currently their overall score is a 2.3 with a 0% approval of CEO. 15% recommend to a friend. (((Continued in comments)))

I am so furious. My ex husband just informed me we were not technically divorced! He left the house last July and went abroad in August. Our divorce has been filed in January when I sent the papers to him to get a wet signature and he said he would send to courthouse to get them filed. I started dating in March when our divorce was supposed to be finalized in January! Stupidity on my part, but what do I do now? I am sort of seeing someone. The ex is coming home on Monday for his child’s birthday