I’m a chief. This does more for my ego than any achievement at work.

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I framed my Chief badge and hung it right next to my CPA license.

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I see you playa

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So proud. Thank you for all that you do.

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I understand chasing egos. I’ve always thought about what it’s going to feel like to get a doctorate if I ever make it through all the school. I’m sure I’ll feel accomplished too but I’m worried I’ll feel complacent

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Being satisfied that you’re a “chief” and/or being a “doctor” to me both feel like being satisfied with a title attached to your name to give you/me pride. And that to me seems like a behavior that is centered around feeding ego, or —- “chasing ego”

We stan 🙌🏾

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I hope some day to have invested as much into this app as you have. Until then I can only dream 🥺

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We will get there one day 🌠

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Social capital.

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Welcome to the party!

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Noice🧐

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Your priorities are in the right place. I need to sort mine out too

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Haha 💃🏻

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🦄

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Jealous!!

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Must be niceeeeee

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