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I’m a F dev and whenever I get requirements to build a field for gender and “male” is the first option, I switch it so that “female” is first. Nobody has caught me yet 😈

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It’s not that nobody has caught you... It’s that nobody cares

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But that's the way it should be, because then it's in alphabetical order!

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Make the font 0.5 bigger too

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Make it so that in 0.1% of cases the user is assigned a different gender than the one they picked

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cringe

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Badass

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Queen

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Males came first. It’s only fair.

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This is why….nvmd not tryna get suspended

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😈noice😈

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Cringe

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If anyone questions it, just say the values are in alphabetical order.

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Love it!

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One more step in smashing the patriarchy.

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Would suggest user centric design to minimise clicks and scrolls. If it’s the sports betting app, do M before F If it’s an e-commerce site for beauty products, F before M makes a ton of sense

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Make the font pink for women and blue for men while you are at it.

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what is an F Developer?

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Female Developer

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Ok… good for you

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