When you're at the office past 7 and feel like dinner should just be served to you on a mother f'in golden platter
Why doesn't ACN give bonuses to new hires right away? How do you expect a college kid to move to a new city w/ no funds? 😑
No idea when I'm quitting but I can't wait to send my ready-made "farewell" email draft. Had this baby ready for the last 3 months.
Any moms out there? Finding it really tough to work in consulting and be with my kid for only a few hours a day. Luckily I'm local, but not sure how long that will last.
It's not Sunday, so I'm pretty sure the shouts to the Heavenly Father from next door means my colleague has a life... 😞 #hotellife #thinwalls #itsonlyMonday #cantremembermylasttime
Males: you've been with a girl for more than 2 years, she visits you at your home and spends time with your mother, you see a future with her... Do you still put it off till you're the "right age"?
I feel like a mother f*king zombie.
Sitting next to a baby on the plane playing with his moms iPhone. Little bastard is setting alarms... This tops em all.
Just boarded my flight. The kid behind me is counting to 100 for some unknown reason. What are the odds he makes it to 100 before I throat punch him?
The energetically laughing child asking "por que" nonstop and giggling needs to come with a mute button this early in the am.
Current fatty trying to change their lifestyle... I've taken baby steps like running 3-4 times a week but looking to spice it up. Any suggestions for classes for someone just getting started??
That time when a woman in the TSA pre-check line asked me to hold her baby. #wearefamily
Always hate having to pick which unread book to bring on the flight. It's like choosing your favorite kid.
Post for likes
Not crashing anymore.
Cute girl on LGA-DFW flight. Talk to me
What are the best jobs to look for in consulting if you need sponsorship for work authorization?
Anyone doing a part time MBA at Georgetown while working? What has your experience been like and would you recommend it?
Honest question- In this time where women are striving for equality and men need to play a key role in making this happen, why do we have women only conferences? How does alienating men help? #GHC19😑
*Conference Call* PM: “I’ll defer to John on this topic...” John (client): *Silence* PM: “...John, you there?” John: “Sorry, I was on double mute”
Just wanted to expose KPMG leadership and tell everyone that they reduced our PTO by 5 days without warning and with shady communication in the middle of the fiscal year ☺️
Just sat the hardest psychometric test ever. I have had 3 rounds of interviews which I have aced. The psychometric test literally fucked me over. Now I wait for their decision.
Does Bain digital interview mean resume cleared automated screening, or are the digital (hirevue) interviews still part of automated selection process?
If I did mobile check-in for a Courtyard just to get nights before end of year, do I still need to actually go to the hotel?
One of my goals this year is to relocate to London. I’ve never lived on my own, due to family reasons, but I’m ready to start a new chapter for myself and for my mental health. Any advice on moving?
What is the SA salary at S&?
What kind of questions to expect in an interview for an industry corporate strategy role?
New to Fishbowl?
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.