I'm about to turn 31 and all of a sudden everything gives me gas like wtf

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Good problem to have. $5 a gallon is no joke

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Last night I prayed that God would turn some of this gas in my stomach into fuel to move my car

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My friend says he has the “hot Cheetos” test where when you reach the age that eating hot Cheetos gives you heart burn is the age where you’re no longer young.

Have you reached this point?

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Wait till you’re 40 😃.

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The week after I turned 40, I went to Italy and ate a lot of food with tomatoes every day. I had two weeks of heartburn when I came back home, which was an unwelcome surprise. Since then, I have cut back on eating acidic foods.

I’m sure there is no downside to exercise and healthy eating now. I feel fortunate that I don’t have many physical aches and pains yet- exercise does help.

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Just wait. One day it’ll take you several minutes to get out of bed, you’ll need help getting your shoes on and you’ll walk at an angle for the first couple minutes of your day. Back pain suuuuucks.

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Funny how this post popped up immediately after someone asking about "aroma360 systems." You have an SO at KPMG?

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Your body just knows. It’s sorta how my bones hurt after I turned 21. Post 25 - all my joints hurt.

Just sit until you’re 32! (Gasp!)

I didn’t know this was a thing. Thank you for letting me know.

I’m in my 30s and SO is in their 20s. They ask why I have more gas capacity than a Cadillac Escalade. 😭

45 and no such problem

Try drinking more?

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