I'm an associate and I have a new hire analyst on our team that is ridiculously hot. My level of productivity has sharply dropped this past week. Thumbs up if you have a hottie on your team. 😍🙌😘

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I'm the hottie on my team

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You need to focus on work. Please transfer the distracting worker to my team.

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Keep it in your pants and do your damn job.

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More like I have little patience for sex crazed coworkers who don't mind if others on the team pick up the slack.

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Killjoy @GS2 clearly never had a crush in their life

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You need to get out more bro

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Ironically my productivity goes up when I've got someone to impress.

Is your team hiring more hotties? Count me in . 🖐🏻

I am sure perfect formatting skills would really impress girls

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