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I’m bored. Let’s matchmake. Age + gender: Your Profession: Profession you want to date: What are you offering:

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30 F Consultant Someone who still has time for things outside of (i.e. doesn't work 70 hours a week) I like to cook and have a zest (and the energy) for exploring the world, trying new things, and finding ways to create very memorable experiences! Also no debt, 800+ credit score, and Amex Centurion lounge guest access 😎

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True, I guess it's probably better to be staffed on a Houston project and have it be your weekly Thursday airport HH spot!

30 M Houston Consultant Any profession - would love someone tall and athletic so our kids can be fourth generation college athletes and we don’t have to pay for school On offer: 🔥meme game, solid trivia partner, decent cook, avid traveler who can help introduce you new cultures and experiences

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Sausagefest: commence

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I’ll go first: 23M Consultant Idk law maybe? I don’t have money, but I do have points

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HLS. Hated that place.

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22, Male Tax accountant Whatever enables me to be a trophy husband Free 1040 prep

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26 M Consultant Anything but consulting 800+ credit score and useless trivia knowledge. I was on Jeopardy

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It actually hasn't aired yet so can't say

30F Direct stuff Any profession, but must be approved by my doggos. 🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻

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28, M Copywriter Whatever Home cooked meals, decent back rubs, and a beard.

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26F Investment Banker Whatever Netflix, Hulu, Prime, Disney+ accounts

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C1, yep it does.

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I’m happily married, really enjoying this thread for entertainment purposes!

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I can't wait for this to be the love story I tell the grandkids!

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29 F Director - Tech Any profession My own PS4. Let’s game together.

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Truer words have never been spoken.

30M Tax lawyer, big 4 Looking for female bank owner and philanthropist who would enjoy having a stay at home husband Wealth over 50M preferred I can cook, fix anything, taxes, estate planning, and provide excellent massages.

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28, girl Advertising Whatever profession Your dream girl who is also nice. Nice on the streets..

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RIP to your inbox, McCann 1. Let me know when you’re ready for a real convo.

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23 F Consultant Anyone at this point Vine references and pics of my dog

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So basically I’ll hit you up tomorrow

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36, M Advertising I have a dog.

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30, bisexual female, LA Writer/copywriter Whatever profession Smart, also smart ass, but nice about (sometimes). Funny, parents love me. Cooks better than your grandma. Sharp wit, thick skin (you’ll need one, too).

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Yes from south

28F Attorney at big4 Attorney or other I offer great convos, lots of stories, a doggy, 800+ credit score, I’m great at virtual happy hours

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35 M So FL, but would relocate. Advertising. Open to any profession. Will Ferrell is my spirit animal so I’m a bit goofy, but will make you laugh. I consider myself a good cook 9 out of 10 times. Have a 780+ credit score. 3 months emergency savings. I give good foot massages. Amazon Prime, Hulu, and Netflix subscription and Nintendo Switch owner. 🐶 love to nibble on my beard and 🐱 love my back rubs.

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So..when do you want to get married?

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28 F (Chicago) Consultant Any profession that allows me to quit my job...kidding, unless you’re serious :) Laughter, good times

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25M Consultant I think consultant would be cool or a nurse Above golf game but subpar personality 😉

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Props for honesty right here ^

30 M Advertising Any profession Loyalty, a loving dog, and daily guitar serenades.

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