I’m crushing hard on the client CEO and Primary Stakeholder - and I work with them nearly daily. They’re both gay and it’s taking every SHRED of my being to maintain professionalism. It’s brutal.

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You are in trouble. I’m Bi F 🐠 and if I were there.....they would be in trouble ☺️😉

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