“ I’m doing just enough to not get fired.”

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Aren’t we all? 😉

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It's called a jump to conclusions mat.

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I mean, the guy that invented the pet rock made a million dollars.

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I literally just told my boss "I'm doing just enough to get fired, take the hint"

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Some jobs you don’t get severance.

I feel that during the chaos of the initial year of the pandemic. Even now life seems in flux

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That’s the spirit!

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Isn't everyone? Especially when you work for a giant, amoral corporation.

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Everyday, I’m doing everything I possible can to maximize my firm’s profits and growth. Their success is my success. … just kidding. 😂 Can you imagine being someone who actually believes that mess? 😂🤣😂

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same,fam!!!

Every day.

another day another dollar.

OP, how did you locate the threshold with such precision? Teach me, diva!

Get another job

That’s the name of the game

But I do that that “doing enough just to not get fired” will, in fact, get you fired.

Similar to “As long as the check clears, I don’t care” 😂😅

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