I’m having a weird craving to get my wife pregnant. It’s like a primal urge. I also know she’s been lacking on her birth control (getting another shot) and it will be completely ineffective in mid December.

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I mean, the urge isn't the problem.

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While most here are taking the humorous route, please also make sure your wife is on board for another kid (or your first kid). Even if she doesn’t think you guys are “actively trying”, if you’re this far in knowing when she’s vulnerable, the situation isn’t great on your end 😔

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Sir, approach the bench.

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you’re having a difficult enough time with your own. Let’s focus on one thing at a time

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Now this is a confession!

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I beg your pardon 🤨

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Can you go get your wife and have her chime in here?

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Nick Cannon has entered the chat.

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🧐🧐

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Deep down, I thought this was something guys always want to do 🤔

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Went to a high school reunion and literally several guys were talking about how they want kids in the next few years.

But money and living in NYC makes it difficult

How is it weird? Humans and every animal on the planet are wired to want to have kids

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Either lock her in or use one of the other available ports of entry.

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Nah, you all need to learn to have some decorum and decency. "Ports of entry" 🤮

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SAME. Is this a real, biological urge? Is it a kink? I’m so confused because I never wanted to have kids until now with this one person only.

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Lol yeah but it’s not consistent. More like an intrusive thought during the act itself.

Wot in the breeding k!nk is this 😁

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Not a weird craving, literally the definition of natural 🤷‍♂️

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Also I agree that this is a thing. Fun fact: I’m a gay man, and even I occasionally have this urge when I spot a woman that makes me question it all.

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It doesn’t stop after one kid 🙈 #3 on the way…

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Ah. Keep popping em out to drive down the avg cost. Yeah…that’s how sales get me too 😂

Why? Don't you work insane hours? Also kids make you lose your freedom

Bro, this is just your mind playing tricks during NNN. You’ve only got a few days left. Hang in there.

Shoot yer shot

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