I’m in the Deloitte virtual orientation and they actually said the Harvard thing! Oh no

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Fun fact: I used to work at Harvard and in our orientation they would also proudly tell staff it’s harder to get a job at Harvard than to get into Harvard

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At least that one is funny!

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Nope! Not cap, the quote was “It’s actually harder to get into Deloitte than ‘some Ivy League schools’”

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Not my problem

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This is probably true. They’re probably referring to the ivies that aren’t considered “real” ivies.

*cough*Brown*cough*Cornell*cough*

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Acn is tier 3. May even fall into the WITCH category at times

Why is everyone saying cap?

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Technically it’s harder to get COVID than it is to get into Harvard.....

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Did they say “Deloitted”?!?

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Did you think a bunch of deloitters got together and made this up? Of course they actually said this..

Does this really surprise anyone who works here and has done Deloitte orientation/indoctrination?

„but also the fluctuation is higher than in porn“

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