I’m just bad at working, it time to retire and get a hut next to a bog/pond and write some spiritual discovery and satire

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Major Shrek vibes here

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😂 honestly I wouldn’t mind that

Take me with you. And then we can be bad at that together too

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I think about this a few times a week.

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Definitely feel this. My ambition vs my nature is constantly at conflict. I’d be happy with just 4 square walls and miles and miles of books to read.

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GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!

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Maybe train a couple of jedi

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