I’m just gonna say it: I drink to get drunk every night, and partake in extracurriculars on my weekends. Somehow, I still have to be the one to explain to some analysts what couldn’t be remembered for building Power BI dashboards and data connections after daily client feedback. I weep for this generation.

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You have a drinking problem and should seek help.

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And half German with a dash of Cherokee Indian

Step 1 is admission. Proud of you, OP 🙂

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Unclear about what you're bragging about. You remembered something so you told your coworker?

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Maybe OP wrote it while drunk🤷‍♂️

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big dick energy

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Well clearly you lack communications skills (your post sounds like utter nonsense). Maybe you should spend sometime weeping about yourself

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OP. Has. An. Idea.

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Drinking to get drunk every night is a problem. As a community, we ask you get some support and help for this 🙏🏼

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If I can realize my own problems and understand inexperience of peers but also work to unfuck myself you can too.

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At least the analysts you’re chirping don’t have a drinking problem - who’s the real winner here?

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OP my dude, do we need to call someone for you?

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I'm just gonna say it, this guys f*cks!

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Russ Hanneman, how ya doin motherf*cker?! 👏

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Analyst here, do you have any tips on how to catch all of the details other than just take better notes? Trying to work on this actually...

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Broader question for the group haha

Op is a drunk, but then so was Hemingway

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Yea, autopsy showed signs of liver disease and inflammation - I’m with you though, most likely it all points to what we know now as Chron’s. As a fellow history buff, I try to assume that science changes over time and all is speculation until the next science shows the next thing.

I feel like your communication isn’t clear and concise... possibly the reason your analysts are having a hard time understanding you hahaha

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Same brah same

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Hot mess express coming in like a HEATER for the weekend.

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Let’s GET IT

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