I’m late to the game, I know, but I just learned what “I’m an accountant” means on TikTok 😭

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

So what does it mean? 🤔

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Someone who has a LOT of $1 bills

If I thought I could make more as a tiktok "accountant" i totally would, but tragically I look like Mrs. Puff from sprongeboob

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Pseudonym for only fans workers

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Lmaoooooo I’m so dead. It def does not mean accountant

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What does it mean?🧐

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Wut? 👀

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