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me too. hit on a girl, got her number. calling it a win 👌

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I kissed a girl and I liked it

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On what

But why?

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A reputed *MNC is hiring* for multiple postings for the role of data analyst at Bengaluru location with following skills.

Forward your resume to
m2thimmaiah@gmail.com
only if you possess any of these following skills:

SAS
Data Segmentation
Python
Pega
Unica
Hadoop
R
QSense
PBI
SQL - IM

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Oh hi there

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What’s a good range to give for a commercial strategy consultant at Deloitte given the market for an experienced hire?

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I have a dilemma. I lead a recruiting team in a consulting group and we are having trouble meeting our numbers. We are under pressure to deliver and we have been working together to make our numbers grow. Today I find out that one of the recruiters went to HR to say I have been pressuring them too much. I have a lead on my team who I discussed this with who doesn’t think there has been pressure at all. Suggestions ? I don’t know who the person is.

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Can anyone recommend good case prep materials?

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Hi all,

What Will be the in hand salary

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Can we take block leave if you're on notice period?

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Rolex going back to the 36mm for the explorer.

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What is the leave policy during notice period at deloitte india

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Yay or nay for listing foundational level certs of Cloud and Data on resume? 4 years of consulting exp in risk and data trying to exit to better roles.

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Hello All ,
I am actively looking for new job opportunity and can join immediately for Application Support Role
Overall 7 years of experience .
Good understanding on ITIL and SDLC

Technical skills - Unix & SQL

Domain Knowledge- BFSI and IT Software support , Maintenance and Enhancement

Tools - Service now , Jira, Conflence, APM, Dyanatrace, MQ, SQL Developer , Autosys, Control- M , Winscp

Functional Skills - Incident Management, change management, release management, IT Asset manageme

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I need some basic motion design for a startup I’m working on on the side. Budget is $100 and it’ll probably take an hour of your time. DM me your site and I’ll pick someone from there. Would prefer to work with someone who was just let go. Thanks!

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Is there any plus to working as a corporate lawyer over an investment banker (disregarding the fact that becoming the former takes more time and money)?

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£ historical low against $. Good time to amass?

Where do you buy used cars from? Any good sites for awesome deals? Looking for a car for parents. Nothing fancy- Toyota or Honda. $15K-ish tax, tag and title budget.

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Got my first decently paying job and am paying off about ~10k in debt for myself and ~20k in debt for my family.

I'm looking to invest some money (~500 per week). Any advice on where to begin? I was told to get a financial advisors and invest in index funds or etfs but im not really finance savvy. What would you reccomend?

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Curious to see what kind of travel benefits are typically offered?

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What's the review about teksystem?

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If I failed my background Check can a employer still hire me if they choose to?

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Hi All , just wanted to know if Adidas provides offer letter in email format only and not the usual pdf .
Is it a normal process in Adidas or should I ask for signed PDF offer letter .
Please provide suggestions .

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why can’t girls just be honest when giving their excuse as to why they cancel a first date last minute? better to be honest than give an obviously made up excuse

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Dreading Thanksgiving. I love my family but I’ve lost 30 lbs since I last saw them due to cancer and haven’t told them. I know they are going to congratulate me for “losing weight” and compare my cousins to me to encourage them to do the same. How do I handle this?

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I'm an online movie hoarder. I have a sh*tload of movies and shows saved in my Netflix/HBO Max/Hulu/Amazon/Apple queue and I've maybe watched only a handful. Anyone else who does this?

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Feel like I’ve got the work ‘yips’, confidence at an all time low. Anyone got any advice for pulling myself out of it ?

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American consumerism is going into $2-3k in debt each month to buy dumb stuff you don’t /actually/ need. Anyway, pls recommend clean and effective side hustles before I go broke 🤡

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My previous career path was in marketing for a notable real estate team. I make $60k annually as a marketing director (laughable, I know). I left without another job lined up because my boss was atrocious. 2 months later and my entry level salary at a financial firm is $58k. Sometimes you just have to take a leap of faith that something better is out there.

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Much needed humor on the first day back from the Disconnect.

If Axl Rose was the voice of my GPS:

Axl: Where do we go?
Me: Left
Axl: Where do we go now?
Me: Straight
Axl: Oh, where do we go now?
Me: Dammit, Axl! Let me drive!

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Everyone always used to give me grief when I said that I just skip breakfast. Now I tell them I’m doing intermittent fasting, and suddenly it’s OK

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Spoke with a friend for like 8 straight hours and I’m slowly beginning to think my friend is a narcissist

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To the Russian 🐠, Russian culture is filled with an irreplaceable history! From Russia, we got amazing pieces of art, novels, ballet, architecture, music, and even tetris. Russian people have always proven themselves to be a resilient and strong people in the face of difficult situations. Even when their issue was internal. From its people, the world has so much more cultural richness. None of what is happening in Ukraine is your fault. Be proud of your heritage.

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I'm planning to quit my job to pursue a LLM. I don't want to stay out of income. What are good jobs that I could do on weekends and 2h/3h during the weekdays - just enough to pay my rent and other costs? Delivery? Dog walker? Pls, help! 🤗🙂

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I’m praying 🙏 we don’t get information in time so I can enjoy the weekend - friends wedding coming up clients are livid about their k1s

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You ever kill your own vibe from thinking too much?!?

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Words of affirmation...

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Paid 13k in credit card debt in full.

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Would you accept 5000 dollars for a fantasy kink play with someone whom you are not attracted to (but someone decent looking & young)?

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Just got home from an event, after the event.. can’t sleep AMA ;)

So this recruiter sends an email out to me for a role with a Comp Range. The Range and the role looked good so I agreed for a call. During the call, when I confirmed the range with her, she quoted completely different (lower) number. So when I pointed out that your email said something different. She was like ‘Oh, it’s incorrect, just ignore that!’ 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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I tried joining hinge today , but the process is so lengthy🥴, I literally just gave up 😫

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I like making slide for a living. 🙃

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