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Bachelors degree: I know everything
Masters degree: I don’t know anything
Doctorate: nobody knows anything

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I’ve been doing this for a decade now. I’m pretty sure that I don’t know anything. I have yet to determine that no one knows anything. I think some people are just very pointy.

http://matt.might.net/articles/phd-school-in-pictures/

I feel like there are multiple interpretations of the caption on the very bottom

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