I’m low-key annoyed that Mother’s Day coincides with daylight savings… I’m going to want to cash in that missing hour of love and adoration.

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You should just assimilate to the U.S.‘s superior version of Mother’s Day and celebrate it in mid-May instead, and you won’t have this problem. 🤪

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Some of us have mothers that insist we celebrate both

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Umm which country you in

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