I’m not from the east coast but I’ve been told I have a New Jersey accent and new York attitude..what do i do? And no I can’t move

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Doesn’t seem like you have a New York attitude. We don’t care what others think of us 😂

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Can’t think of a single New Yorker who would be the slightest bit offended if someone said they acted like a New Yorker.

The jersey accent though, might itch.

That's a terrible thing to say to a person!

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Just tell them - “Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business again.”
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Tell them you switch to Irish accent on Saturday and french on sundays for variety

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Who cares

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Nothing - continue living your best life.

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Are you the midwest grant Thornton?

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