I’m plotting my escape from my job.

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Sounds very Wes Anderson

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Funny. I need a Sr AD

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Same. Hope they never catch us. Good luck.

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Oceans 11 style? We can all help 😎😂

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If there’s a heist montage element, I’m in. I can set unnecessary outlook meetings to keep people distracted.

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If you like pina coladas...

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