When you hear your manager discussing how he "isn't too thrilled about the idea of a project in Dubai..." And you fight the urge to jump up and down screaming "PUT ME IN, COACH! PUT ME IN!"
Woke up to a hotel breakfast of stale bagels, spoiled milk and rancid yogurt... great start to a client week onsite!
The crazy stuff you hear in the client foyer of a Valley firm. “Its a storage biz for guys to hide their fancy cars from wives. One guy had to hide his fifth rolls because his wife only had one” 😕 🔫
When you have to plan a sneaky escape from client site for lunch in order to avoid another day of eating cafeteria food at your desk.
When you're hungover AF on Thursday at work because you went out too hard with your project team on Wednesday night... Thank god I fly out today and leave at 3pm 🙌🏻
Still wondering what would happen if I honestly comment on the capabilities and opportunities at a client site during my review discussions.
Fuck. Client walked in behind me in the bathroom and is now insisting on talking about project shall to stall. Leave me in peace god dammit. I came here to take a dump.
New manager just walked up the street from the client site to tell me I couldn't email ppt files to clients otherwise they would "steal the info" But they already own all our work dawg..
Yo F taking the Amtrak to client...I need miles!
When your client is ripping your deck to shreds for a THREE WEEK PROJECT. Like of course we didn't have enough time to analyze all your processes you cheap bastards
When your client joins the lync in his underwear and doesn't realize the camera is on #loveearlymeetings #greatlyncfeature #agingisntpretty
PM trying to tell me people commute 55 miles each way for the project vs hoteling. Any official rule on mileage?
Client used the word "paradigm" 8x and "skin the cat" 3x during a 30 minute conference call
I've heard from multiple people that Deloitte ERS travels like Consulting but they only work 8 hour days on client sites. Sign me up!
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My bf graduated with his PhD and masters in civil engineering and starting salary is just $65k (no bonus) and benefits are awful. It’s really impeding our plans on getting engaged and we are using...
I'm over this lifestyle...tired of working at the whims of partners, SMs, and managers who don't appreciate boundaries and not working at night. Dinner plans? No, this deck is more important.
🐠 who fly Delta- my friend loves to run got the lottery for the Tokyo Marathon in March. She saved and trained for months to be able to make it. It just got cancelled bc of the coronavirus and (Ctd..)
Random question (curious) — Have you, or anyone you know, actually won tickets from the annual Masters golf ticket lottery?
Got the Chase Sapphire Reserved 🤑
have two offers to move from consulting to industry. Currently an associate, offers for Manager & Analyst.If thinking long term about B-school, would the Manager role be significicantbetter on paper?
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