Im so drunk u guys & I love u all so much. I think this place needs some love and sunshine amidst the usual talks about salary and shitty management and long hours and good hotels and running away ❤️

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We love you too OP

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We love you too OP one lol

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I'm drunk too and I love y'all back

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I do not remember writing this at all. I do love y’all tho drunk or na 💁‍♀️.

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Cheers OP 😊

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D1and 2- here take some love 💕 sounds like the big D is mean to you 🤷‍♀️

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Why is it all the D people have to be dipshits 🙈

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Op with the real talk. Summarizes 98% of the posts here.

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Have another drink!

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Raising my beer in your honor, OP. Salud! 🍻

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A/S/L ?

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Ruv u bb

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Best post in otherwise boring fishbowl

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You suck

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OP - here’s some 🌞 and 🍷 for you!

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🍻

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❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hallelujah OP!! 🥂 🍻 🍷 🥃

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OP might be drunk but speaking the truth.

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Salud 🥃

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